The Rundown: Fireworks Chase ASG Blues Away, Cubs Looking for Consistency, Brewers Land McCullers
“I wanna know what you’re thinking. There are some things you can’t hide.” – What’s on Your Mind (Pure Energy) by Information Society
The best part of this week’s All-Star festivities was the Sandlot-inspired fireworks show. The heart-tugging tribute to baseball engineered by MLB with Ray Charles singing America the Beautiful was goosebump-inducing. If you are one of the many individuals who chastised the mid-game break on social media, do the rest of us a favor and find your missing soul. If you further felt that the five-minute distraction was too disruptive during yet another mid-summer snoozefest, you may also want to ask the great and mighty wizard to give you a heart.
— michael canter ✨ (@MEdwardCanter) July 15, 2026
Let me ask this, instead: Do you remember the scores or highlights of last year’s game? Do you even remember where it was played? The only everlasting All-Star memories I can recall involve Pete Rose taking out Ray Fosse in 1970, Fred Lynn going yard off of Atlee Hammaker with the bases loaded at Comiskey Park in 1983, and the 7-7 tie in Milwaukee in 2002 (Bud Selig be damned). Frankly, I’m glad we’re past all the shenanigans. Wrigley Field will host the big to-do next summer, though that whole work stoppage thing hovers over the pending festivities like a low-lying fog bank. Cubs fans can’t have anything nice.
That apparently includes decent upgrades at the trade deadline. By now, I’m sure you’ve all seen the disappearing tweet by Bruce Levine that might be considered insulting to Jed Hoyer and Carter Hawkins. That’s a showstopping fireworks display of its own, but I was insulted that Levine didn’t know the difference between Tweedle and Twinkle. Levine must still feel that the 2025 additions of Carlos Santana and Michael Soroka weren’t enough for a playoff-bound team residing in a large media market. You may, therefore, want to temper your expectations if you’re hoping Tarik Skubal or Sonny Gray and Aroldis Chapman are coming to Chicago.
Levine may be old and a little temperamental, but he’s got his ear to the ground as much as anybody. It’s a testament to Craig Counsell and his coaching staff that Chicago is 12 games over .500 with a pitching staff that would keep a MASH unit sleepless. On the flip side, Hoyer’s customary additions always land somewhere between the “Who is that?” and “I didn’t know he was still playing” categories. The key to a successful deadline at Clark & Addison is the obligatory low-ball bid in a seller’s market that gets uncomfortably expensive for a dime store shopper. You know the drill by now: We tried, we failed, but we believe this team is 2-4 wins better on paper with the guys we added.
Hoyer and Hawkins act like they’re witnesses to a Texas Guinan routine when talking with other front offices. Then again, you’d think the same thing if you were protecting the playoff chances of the 2032 team instead of improving the current club. Hawkins profiles like a man who is too gun-shy to simply go for it, and last year’s tone deaf soundbite was nothing out of the ordinary for an executive who admittedly expresses “heuristic discomfort” at this time of year. That’s precisely why Hoyer hired Hawkins, though.
“At the end of the day, you’re making a decision around this year’s playoff odds and future years’ playoff odds,” Hawkins stated in 2023. “And so, certainly, the exact record that you have doesn’t really matter if you get it down to that granular level.”
That type of circumspection will take the wind out of anybody’s sails, including the players and coaching staff. That’s the gist of Levine’s allegedly inadvertent but forthright tweet: On to the traditional second half of baseball in Chicago, where hoping results exceed expectations is a way of doing business. We are just 20 days shy of this year’s trade deadline. You may think Ol’ Bruce committed an epic faux pas, but I think the wily reporter knew exactly what he was doing.
Cubs News & Notes
- The Cubs are hoping to play consistent, winning baseball in the second half.
- Pete Crow-Armstrong was Chicago’s lone all-star selection, but he pushed back on being called the “face of the team.”
- Alex Bregman finished the first half with a flourish, which could mean big things once play resumes.
- It’s old news by now, but with the 23rd overall pick, the Cubs selected RHP Cade Townsend in the first round of this year’s draft.
- Some analysts believe the Cubs have the best shot of acquiring Skubal, though I wouldn’t discount the Phillies. The Brewers have probably dropped out of contention for his services because of injuries to several key starters.
- Overall on Day 1, the Cubs picked three collegiate arms, including righties Carson Jasa and Dylan Marionneaux in the third and fourth rounds, respectively. They also drafted OF Caden Sorrell and slugging first baseman Myles Bailey.
- Bailey owns a .337 batting average, 32 home runs, 16 doubles, 89 RBI, and 67 walks in 82 games with Florida State University. He recorded a .734 slugging percentage and a .488 on-base percentage. While players taken in the second round typically sign, Bailey has a shot to boost his stock with another strong year with the Seminoles and will be worth watching to see if FSU can bring him back for one more run.
- Chicago used 16 of its 21 selections on pitchers.
- Levine apologized to Hoyer and Hawkins for his post on X.
Ball Four
Baseball’s only rock star executive. I wish he would come back.
🔘Clinching the pennant
🔘Shredding on the guitar with Eddie Vedder
🔘Watching the sunrise from WrigleyJust a LEGENDARY NCLS-winning memory for Theo Epstein 🔥 pic.twitter.com/qRRSP5Hk64
— Lovable Reunion (@LovableReunion) July 14, 2026
Central Intelligence
- Milwaukee (59-37): Jacob Misiorowski is dealing with arm fatigue and probably won’t pitch until next week at the earliest. The Brewers are also without starters Quinn Priester, Brandon Woodruff, and Kyle Harrison. Milwaukee added some insurance earlier today by trading for Lance McCullers Jr.
- Chicago (54-42): A backyard-inspired idea is helping the Cubs save water at Wrigley Field.
- St. Louis (50-45): Cardinals slugger Jordan Walker won this year’s Home Run Derby, taking home a cool $1 million prize. That’s more than he’ll earn in salary this year ($799,400).
- Pittsburgh (50-47): The Pirates are looking to add reinforcements at this year’s trade deadline.
- Cincinnati (43-52): Chase Burns is the first Reds pitcher to be named an All-Star within two years of being drafted.
How About That!
The American League won this year’s All-Star Game and Cody Bellinger was named MVP.
Kyle Schwarber is the National League’s best home run hitter, but he finished second in this year’s Home Run Derby.
An increase in bat speed is behind the recent surge of young players with unexpected power.
Pitchers are also throwing faster than ever this season.
Don’t expect much movement just because the Brewers traded for McCullers. Most experts believe the game’s bigger stars won’t be traded until deadline day.
Milwaukee agreed to send Jadyn Fielder to the Astros for McCullers and reliever Colton Gordon. Fielder is the son of Brewers star and six-time All-Star Prince Fielder, and grandson of Tigers star Cecil Fielder.
The Padres intend to be open-minded at the deadline and could trade closer Mason Miller.
Apropos of Nothing
These were the top five songs the last time Wrigley Field hosted an All-Star Game:
- Hold On by Wilson Phillips
- Vogue by Madonna
- U Can’t Touch This by MC Hammer
- Vision of Love by Mariah Carey
- Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinead O’Connor
Extra Innings
You may not be aware, but the Brewers badly wanted Townsend in this year’s draft. Milwaukee’s pitching infrastructure believes he could regularly sit at 100 mph or above with elite spin. It remains to be seen what he will do as a Cub, but with that coming from an organization that knows pitching, Townsend could be a first-round steal.
"I love to spin the ball, and I love to just throw heaters by people."
Cubs' No. 23 overall pick, Cade Townsend, tells Cubs fans what they're getting with him 🔥 pic.twitter.com/4o3BxRhKtd
— Marquee Sports Network (@WatchMarquee) July 11, 2026
They Said It
- “Hello Suckers! We like your money just as much as anybody else’s!” – Guinan
- “Our record’s our record. I don’t have any grand stories. You guys write the stories about the first half. We’re trying to grind out as many wins as we can. That’s the job. That’s the goal. Keep trying to stack up wins.”- Counsell
- “Pete’s shown everybody a lot of different versions of himself. I think we can all agree this is the best version that we’ve seen of Pete. Now, at some point in the future, he’s going to struggle, right? That’s this game. It’s to be expected. But I think he’s raised the bar for what he can do. That’s what the pitch discipline will do for him.” – Counsell
- “I said it a month ago: I needed to play better. I’m looking forward to doing that and contributing to winning. That’s what I love to do. That’s what I’ve done my whole life, is win, so I want to keep competing and keep winning.” – Bregman
Wednesday Walk-Up Song
I bought an engagement ring for my girlfriend this morning, and was surprised I qualified for financing. I plan on asking for her hand when we go to New York in December.
