The Rundown: Being Rob Manfred, Four Cubs Among Top 100 MLB Players, Young Guys Making Big Noises This Spring

Have you ever seen Being John Malkovich? Let’s see if we can’t imagine what it would be like to be inside the head of baseball’s reigning commissioner, Rob Manfred.

With all the talk of expanded rosters, pitch clocks, and a host of other radical changes during Manfred’s ongoing tenure as commissioner, there’s one item that’s lurking just beneath surface: expansion. Manfred has expressed a desire for the sport to expand in the coming years, and Raleigh, North Carolina just tossed its hat in the ring.

One way to deflect from labor strife and appease a disgruntled MLBPA could be to offer 82 new jobs for MLB players, which is exactly what two new teams and expanded rosters would do.

MLB expansion could mean realignment and, as Manfred has already proven to be one who thinks way, way, way outside the box, he could propose that geographical rivalries lead any repurposing of baseball’s divisions. Of course, that could mean ending the American and National Leagues, at least as we know them now. Imagine the Cubs and White Sox or the Yankees and Mets in the same divisions, something Jayson Stark proposed last year. Personally, I’d love to see an annual home-and-away series between the Cubs and Red Sox.

Expansion could also mean eight fewer regular season games, calming those traditionalists who still bemoan the increase to 162 games in 1961. It might mean an additional round of playoffs, though. Maybe Manfred will go to two 16-team leagues with the first place teams and four wild cards from each league making the postseason, allowing for the last two entrants to participate in win or go home play-in games. That way he can appease both the traditional and nouveau generation of fans. The possibilities are endless, especially with Manfred running things.

Have I thought about how the leagues should be realigned? You bet I have.

The National League would be composed of 15 pre-1961 expansion teams plus the Nationals. The American League would be everybody else, as follows:

NL – Cubs, White Sox, Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, Braves, Cardinals, Tigers, Pirates, Dodgers, Indians, Giants, A’s, Reds, Orioles, and Nationals.

AL – Astros, Rangers, Mets, Rays, Marlins, Jays, Angels, Padres, Mariners, Royals, Rockies, Twins, Diamondbacks, Brewers, and the two expansion teams.

Bonus points: This ends any talk of some non-existent rivalry between the Cubs and Brewers.

After all that, maybe I’ve simply recreated Dumb & Dumber.

Cubs News & Notes

Spring Training News & Notes

Red Sox starter Steven Wright received an 80-game suspension because he tested positive for a banned substance. The 34-year-old knuckleballer’s test revealed Growth Hormone Releasing Peptide 2. Wright will be ineligible for postseason play after his suspension ends.

Washington Capitals radio announcer John Walton wasn’t exactly thrilled with the Flyer’s tribute to Bryce Harper on the team’s video board during a break in action.

If Mike Trout reaches the open market after 2020, his choice of where to play may be bigger news than LeBron James’ first foray into free agency. Hopefully Trout will be more concerned with baseball things than how his decision affects his Q-score.

Sonny Gray blasted the Yankees and blamed the team for his poor performances last season. “They love sliders,” Gray said of the Yankees. “Sliders are…great. The numbers say [the] slider is a good pitch, but you might not realize how many shit counts you’re getting in while throwing all those sliders. They wanted me to be Masahiro Tanaka and I’m way different from him.”

Could Mookie Betts be the world’s best athlete? A case can certainly be made based on the difficulty of hitting a baseball alone.

Clayton Kershaw has not been officially ruled out as the Dodgers’ Opening Day starter.

Craig Kimbrel has been seen hanging out near the Braves’ spring training facility.

In what seems suspicious at best and downright dangerous at worst, MLB lineups will go to the commissioner’s office this season before being released to the media. This development is presumably so MGM can set betting lines before everyone else gets access to the lineups.

In relevant news, this season marks the 100th anniversary of the Black Sox scandal of 1919. Also, Joe Jackson and Pete Rose are still not in the Hall of Fame.

Extra Innings

The Cubs winning the World Series is only the sixth happiest internet day of the decade? Excuse me? Maybe The Ringer didn’t see those championship parade videos.


Thursday Walk Up Song

I’m Shipping Up to Boston by Dropkick Murphys. I’m telling you, a Cubs-Red Sox rivalry would break the internet. It would shake the world. It would make every single person on this earth a baseball fan. Yes, that’s John Cusack and my opinionated ego exiting my brain onto the Jersey Turnpike. Anyway, the song rocks, but if you aren’t into heavy-core Irish metal dripping in traditional bags and kilts, here’s a cover version that includes Enter Sandman by the Goddesses of Bagpipes.

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