Watch: Grandpa Rossy Strips Down to Boxers, Fake Abs for DWTS Performance

David Ross is having himself one helluva time since retiring. While most of you (maybe?) were watching the NCAA finals, Grandpa Rossy was rocking spangly boxers and fake abs in a live striptease.

Step aside Magic Mike! This grandpa’s got the MOVES! #DWTS @D_Ross3 @lindsayarnold pic.twitter.com/J37LAAAJE5

— Official DWTS (@DancingABC) April 4, 2017

At least Anthony Rizzo enjoyed it. Sort of.

Speechless… and a bit horrified. @DancingABC @D_Ross3

— Anthony Rizzo (@ARizzo44) April 4, 2017

Magic @D_Ross3. What nightmares are made of. pic.twitter.com/tuLaZqqxmh

— Anthony Rizzo (@ARizzo44) April 4, 2017

.@DancingABC @D_Ross3 pic.twitter.com/FeifYVvOEk

— Anthony Rizzo (@ARizzo44) April 4, 2017